What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Eagles star Saquon Barkley stunningly hints he could retire ‘out of nowhere’ - New York Post

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Diabetes drug shows benefits for patients with liver disease - Medical Xpress

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is Canada’s digital tax and why is Trump killing trade talks over it? - Al Jazeera

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Your daily horoscope: June 17, 2025 - The Globe and Mail

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Black Ops 7 - Here Are 58 Screenshots For The Next Call Of Duty - GameSpot

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Vandals slash tires on dozens of vehicles in West Michigan - MLive.com

So they tried

No way

Loons and Moons

FIFA Club World Cup predictions: Who are tournament favorites? - MLSsoccer.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

No go.

McDonald’s bringing it’s own version of iconic dessert to its McFlurry menu - MLive.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - Yahoo

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance