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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:55

Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Eagles star Saquon Barkley stunningly hints he could retire ‘out of nowhere’ - New York Post
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Diabetes drug shows benefits for patients with liver disease - Medical Xpress
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is Canada’s digital tax and why is Trump killing trade talks over it? - Al Jazeera
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Your daily horoscope: June 17, 2025 - The Globe and Mail
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Black Ops 7 - Here Are 58 Screenshots For The Next Call Of Duty - GameSpot
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Vandals slash tires on dozens of vehicles in West Michigan - MLive.com
So they tried
No way
Loons and Moons
FIFA Club World Cup predictions: Who are tournament favorites? - MLSsoccer.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
No go.
McDonald’s bringing it’s own version of iconic dessert to its McFlurry menu - MLive.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance